Jenna

Welcome to my home page

This website is a part of my suvey on all weird e-mails you can receive, if you make your e-mail address public.

In other words send me attention-grabbing and funny emails and help me make this page interesting

I update it weekly. Read my toplist and enjoy yourself!
Dec 30 2004
Happy Holidays Now it's New Year Eve! I wish you Happy New Year!
Financial pyramid Generally there is a trend away from urgent and confidential business proposals. The bulk of messages I get now are from financial pyramids. They refer their systems as 'Perpetual Wealth Generator Compensation Plan’. The idea is simple: 1. Purchase of certain product is required to enrol the program. 2. Earn commissions from the purchases of the members who enter after you!  According to all of the sites I visited you can earn money from infinitive number of members and can make well over $1,000 overnight.

Still I am a little comprehensive about these proposals. First of all how many people will enter the pyramid after you and pay for your commission. Secondly:  Danger of being the last stone in the pyramid. The higher is a man in a hierarchy the fatter will be the check but the unfortunate last members will not be able to get back the money the spent on the purchase even.
June 12 2003
Virgin again Now I have some free time to cut loose and write about another weird ad. Obviously the ad targets muslim and hindus girls. Still it is interesting to share with you. In short they sell secret formula how to show your man you are a virgin without surgery and etc. I am not going to retell the whole lot. To cut the long story short they promised love, trust and happiness based on a lie. In my opinion real love and trust can only be built on truth and honesty.
June 01 2003
Urgent transfer Some people keep mailing me offers for money transfer. The bids are getting higher this time. The last proposition was for an account transfer of $500,000. I guess these guys are collecting account numbers and mail addresses but the main question is what in the earth will they use the data for? I am curious but don’t want to answer any of them. Just in case ;) So please if you want drop me an email with explanation!
Another remarkable ad Today I got another interesting adverisment in the mailbox. It was from a guy advertising an adult drunk site. Here is the excerpt:

Girls that have never drunk alcohol in their live have too much of it during their first Spring Break. They tore their shirts and started flashing their tits and asses for their boyfriends or even for complete strangers. Poor college chicks didn't even suspect their sexy exploits were caught on video.
Spontaneous and wild, innocent and daring, and truly uncensored! You won’t believe what happens next. Go for the action at the Word Famous Video Dedicated to Drunk College Girls

I liked the design. It is picturesque. Unfortunately I am a female and not into any kind of hot naked girls
May 30 2003
BANNED CD Here is an excerpt of one interesting ad

I have been receiving emails saying that I'm contributing to the "moral decay of society" by selling the Banned CD. That may be, but I feel Strongly that you have a right to benefit from this hard-to-find information. So I am giving you ONE LAST CHANCE to order the Banned CD! With this powerful CD, you will be able to investigate your friends, enemies and lovers in just minutes using the Internet. You can track down old flames from college, or you can dig up some dirt on your boss to make sure you get that next promotion!

The CD was supposed to teach howto make fake diplomas and make false indentity provided I would buy it. It turned out to be an almighty weapon in your hands. Unfortunately the link I was given didn't work so I didn't have the chance to check it out.
Warning

Yesterday I got an e-mail from support at microsoft dot com with a subject Re: My application. The antivirus program installed at the mail server warned that there is a virus in the attached file. If you ever come across such a message and you are using unpatched Outlook Express you are gone. Simply don't open it and dont let it autoexecute.
Urgent transfer

Not to mention most of the mails are proposals for urgent and confidential business assistance. I am promissed a large sum of money for the assistance. Many people want to transfer millions of $ to my bank account. Why I am the chosen one?  I wasn't aware there are so many generous people out there! 

This kind of messages are not that interesting. Once you have read one of them you can delete the rest. That's why I am not going to pubplish any of them.


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